Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Dudley: They stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice? Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it – it might be sick.


Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Harry: So light a fire! Hermione: Yes… of course… but there’s no wood! Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!


Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know. Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Ron: Don’t talk to me. Hermione: Why not? Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever… Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret…


Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone 1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea. 2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once – 1st Weasley Twin: Or twice – 2nd Weasley Twin: A minute – 1st Weasley Twin: All summer – Percy: Oh, shut up!


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Ron: “A Study of Hogwarts’ Prefects and Their Later Careers.” That sounds fascinating.


Why would I go looking for somebody who wants to kill me?“ [Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban]


"I love magic.” [Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire]


Every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than what we are now, students. If they can do it, why not us?“ [Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix]